I have read in all internet gossip sites that David Duchovny doesn’t just play a sex addict on Californication--he recently checked into rehab for sex addiction. Rumors are swirling that Mr. X-Files might be hooked on Internet porn.

So want to know if you guy is also addicted to porn or if he’s a sex addict?

Well, let me give you these 10 signs that he truly is. Make sure to read this on.


10. He refuses to let you answer the door when it’s the plumber or pizza delivery guy. (Hey, he knows all too well what these dudes are capable of.)

9. He’s always checking for hidden web cams before you have sex.

8. Correction: He’s always setting up hidden web cams before you have sex.

7. Whenever the two of you walk by an Internet café, he starts licking the windows.

6. His car has a bumper sticker that reads, “Honk if you too are addicted to Internet porn!”

5. His lucrative career as a professional hand model was cut tragically short due to crippling carpal tunnel syndrome.

4. As he’s climaxing with you, he screams “More bandwidth!”

3. He doesn’t have a clue who Blake Lively is. But he knows a hell of a lot about chicks with names like Tawnee Stone, Luba, and the Fey Sisters.

2. When you innocently go on his computer, you innocently notice that he has no browser history. The guy clears his cache as often as he clears his throat.

1. He checks out online porn at least a couple of times a week...oops, that’s actually just a sign that your guy is a guy.